"Marty Kihn is one Grade A A$$hole!"
  - Rory Freeman, co-author of "Skinny Bitch"

¶ Pay an A$$hole - to speak at your funeral, debutante ball or child's birthday party! Interested? Of course. Enjoy the Author's "demo reel" here:

¶ Listen up - to the totally original theme song for the book: "Too Nice (A$$hole)." The artist is supersexy Julia DouglA$$. Sorry, pirates - it's actually free!

¶ Be the first - in your cellblock to enjoy the new A$$hole infomercial! Here it is:

¶ Europe loses - its heart to the A$$hole. #45 in Germany! And in the wake of this wet kiss from the Sunday Times of London - #33 on England's Amazon list! (#1 in "Humour")

¶ See here now - the original A$$hole video directed by a man who should in fact be writing:

¶ The Truth - makes a cameo appearance in a rich new "Q&A" with the Author in the pressroom

¶ Check out - this unbelievable find! A truly A$$-tastic and edifying new blog

¶ Author's Notes - for "non-fiction" memoirs prove they're all "fiction." Don't believe me? Have your mind expanded here!

¶ New BFF? - the Author went to see his idol Dave Barry at B&N 17th Street. Here's the magic moment:

¶ "A$$hole" - is erupting now - and its cover is here to enjoy today:

¶ Incredible - coincidence in the world of pet names, as my own dog suddenly leads the pack. Woof!

¶ At long last - Yes - it's true what you have been dreaming - the Author has completed yet another Masterpiece. This one an outrageous satire of all that is holy. Publisher is Broadway Books. Pub date Spring '08. Film rights to Spring Creek/Warner Brothers. Worth the wait. xo

Regarding my first Work, House of Lies -

¶ "A more entertaining book - about business is unlikely to appear for a long time!" raves the Economist (4/10) - read the rhapsody here

¶ Great honor - bestowed on the Author by the Peoples of China & Portugal as his work is pirated!

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¶ Here now this - flexible paperback editions of the Work - Enjoy some now!

¶ Who calls - the Author "provocative and absolutely cynical!" Why - it's merely transcendental Harvard Business newsletter

¶ Catch up! - to great hits of Fast Company's Consultant Debunking Unit product offerings: as in What's Bain to ya! (pdf) and Standin' for nothin'! (pdf) and 99.997% perfect 6-Sigma debunkin'! (pdf)

¶ IT'S HERE!! - the breath-taking Flash-animated VIDEO VERSION OF 'HOUSE OF LIES'!!

¶ Pleasure seek - a very sensible and guiding "Reader's Guide" to the work!

¶ When - will the raves stop? Never? The New York Times in 3/06 Business section opines: "Mr. Kihn spends his time telling amusing tales of partners with an overinflated sense of self-worth, and of consultants who find themselves in a situation for which they are not prepared." Read it here! (registration required)

¶ Radio - loves the author - commentary on NPR's delicious "Marketplace" by me can be heard here (I'm at the end)

¶ Q&A - With your ubiquitous author in Inc. magazine

¶ Who says - 'House of Lies' is "Deeply intelligent and highly funny" - none other than Publishers Weekly - read the rave here!